Rent Purity Test
Check all boxes for which your answers are "yes".
Push the submit button to calculate your score.
Seen the Musical Rent?
Seen RENT more than twice?
Seen RENT more than five times?
…In the same week?
Seen RENT on Broadway?
Seen the OBC of RENT?
Seen the OBC more than twice?
Know the original cast members names?(even if you didn't see them)
Seen RENT in multiple cities?
On multiple continents?
Traveled to another city/continent just to see RENT?
Frozen your ass off for cheap tickets?
…more than twice?
…more than five times?
…In the same week?
Waited for tickets in the cold, willingly, without complaining?
Stolen a RENT poster (or been given one because you asked)?
…From every city/continent/place you've seen it?
Have pictures with cast members?
Have anything signed by them?
Have photos, or anything related to RENT hanging on your wall or closet?
Cut(wagged) school for anything RENT related?
Failed a class in school due to RENT?
Have a webpage dedicated to RENT? (General)
Have a webpage dedicated to a RENT cast member? (Past/Present)
Visted RENT webpages?
More then twice?
More then five times?
…in an hour?
Been called "insane" "nuts" "obsessed" etc because of RENT?
Have a RENT t-shirt?
Own a RENT hat?
Subscribe to a RENTheads email list?
Created said list?
Auditioned for RENT? (anywhere, at anytime, fan recordings don't count)
Been a member of a RENT cast?
Dated a cast member (of any show)?
Know a cast member personally?
Know several members?
Hang out with said members at least once a week?
Own cast members "other" work? (art, albums, poetry etc)
Own a bootlegged version of a RENT show? (mp3s don't count
Made it yourself?
More than one?
Sold or given it to another RENThead?
Have a RENT related nickname? (i.e Joanne, Maureen, Pookie, Honeybear, Muffy etc)
Feel the urge to constantly sing RENT songs? (anytime anyplace no matter who's around?)
Know all the words to your favourite RENT song?
Know all the words to EVERY song?
Can sing with the CD?
Don't even need the CD?
Can perform dances from the show?
…at anytime on cue when asked?
Know who Vaclav Havel is?
Heidegger?
Can play musette's waltz?
…on the guitar?
learned to play it on guitar because of Roger or RENT?
Calculated the year in minutes to check Jonathan Larson's math skills?
Explained the plot of RENT to someone?
Explained it to two people?
An entire crowd?
Whom you didn't know?
Attempted takeovers of IRC RENT channels? (Rita that one's for you =)
Been successful?
Cant sleep because RENT wont stop playing in your head?
You go to bed with the CDs on?
Replaced the CDs because you wore it out from playing them?
Done a report on RENT (in anyway)?
Specifically on Jonathan Larson?
Thinking about Jonathan makes you cry?
You consider him "the greatest man to inhabit Earth"?
When asked who your role model is you respond "Jonathan Larson"?
You've typed A-N-G-E-L at an atm machine?
You sign emails/letters with RENT quotes?
You know how many times Mimi asks Roger "would you light my candle?"
You live in NYC?(any one of the five boroughs)
You live in the East Village/Alphabet City?
You moved there because of RENT?
You've visited NYC?
….more than twice
…more than five times
Went because of RENT?
Been to Alphabet city?
Been escorted out by a drag queen?
Been to the LIFE CAFÉ?
More then twice?
….at least know its address in Manhattan?