The IRC Purity Test

Check all boxes for which your answer is "yes".
The "submit" button is at the bottom.

1. Have you ever joined any IRC sex channel?
2. Have you joined every IRC sex channel?
3. Have you been one every IRC sex channel in one night?
4. Do you own a bot or are you a channel op on and IRC sex channel?
5. Have you ever IRC'ed drunk?
6. Have you ever IRC'ed stoned?
7. Have you ever IRC'ed stoned and drunk at the same time?
8. Have you ever IRC'ed naked?
9. Have you ever had netsex with a member of the opposite sex?
10. Have you ever had group netsex?
11. Have you ever had netsex with someone of the same sex?
12. Have you ever masturbated while on IRC?
13. Have you ever had to wipe off your monitor or chair after having netsex?
14. Have you ever had sex with someone in real life that you met on IRC?
15. Have you ever slept with someone you met on IRC the first night you met them in person?
16. Have you ever had public netsex?
17. Have you ever used a sexual aid (e.g. butt plug or vibrator) while IRC'ing?
18. Have you ever gotten engaged via IRC?
19. Have you ever gotten someone pregnant in person who you met on IRC?
20. Have you ever traveled over 100 miles to have sex with someone you met on IRC?
21. Have you ever traveled over 500 miles to have sex with someone you met on IRC?
22. Have you ever traveled over 1000 miles to have sex with someone you met on IRC?
23. Have you ever traveled over 2000 miles to have sex with someone you met on IRC?
24. Have you ever ruined a keyboard IRCing? (use your imagination)
25. Have you ever ruined a mouse while IRCing? (use your imagination)
26. Have you ever been caught masturbating while on IRC by someone in real life?
27. Have you ever had an IRC affair?
28. Have you ever had phonesex with someone you met on IRC?
29. Have you ever had netsex with a bot?
30. Have you ever used a bot to have netsex with someone else?
31. Have you ever taken over an IRC channel?
32. Have you ever been /kill'ed?
33. Have you ever posted an netsex IRClog to a usenet group?
34. Have you ever had oral sex in real life and IRC'ed at the same time?
35. Have you ever had sex in real life and IRC'ed at the same time?
36. Have you ever role-played bestiality on IRC?
37. Have you ever role-played necrophilism on IRC?
38. Have you ever role-played incest on IRC?
39. Have you ever role-played rape on IRC?
40. Have you ever role-played pedophila on IRC?
41. Have you ever failed a course due to IRC?
42. Have you ever lost a week of sleep due to IRC?
43. Have you ever lost a month of sleep due to IRC?
44. Have you ever lost a year of sleep due to IRC?
45. Are you an IRC addict?
46. Have you ever lost a significant other because of IRC?
47. Have you ever lost your job because of IRC?
48. Have you ever moved to be with someone you met on IRC?
49. Have you been on a talk show to discuss your IRC relationship?
50. Have you ever filled out an IRC relationship survey?
51. Have you ever had sex with someone you met at an IRC meet?
52. Have you ever find a S.O. at an IRC meet?
53. Have you ever had an IRC meet turn into an orgy?
54. Have you ever gone bankrupt trying to support your IRC habit?
55. Have you ever met someone from IRC who you wanted to have sex with but they didn't want to have sex with you?
56. Have you ever had netsex in a public lab?
57. Have you ever masturbated while having netsex in a public lab?
58. Have you ever moaned out loud when you cummed in a public lab?
59. Have you ever experienced the 'joystick' while IRCing?
60. Have you ever pirated software over IRC?
61. Have you ever dcc'ed a nude gif of yourself?
62. Have you ever dcc'ed a pornoMPEG of yourself?
63. Have you ever had netsex and phone sex with the same person at the same time?
64. Have you ever mis-msg'ed netsex to a public channel?
65. Have you ever mis-msg'ed netsex to the wrong person and noticed it for a while?
66. Have you ever called you netsex lover by the wrong nick?
67. Have you ever used a sexual IRCNICK?
68. Have you ever used a sexual IRCNAME?
69. Have you ever pretened to be someone you are not on IRC?
70. Have you ever told people on IRC you are better looking than you are?
71. Have you ever lied to people on IRC?
72. Have you ever switched your gender on IRC for netsex?
73. Have you ever had to buy a new mouse after losing the mouse ball?
74. Have you ever used a bot to log others netsex sessions for your pleasure?
75. Have you ever used a bot to spy on a netsex channel?
76. Have you ever had netsex with your own bot because no one else was on?
77. Have you ever the need to smoke a cigeratte after netsex?
78. Have you ever faked a netsex orgasm?
79. Have you ever done an IRC striptease?
80. Have you ever been an IRC pimp/prostitute?
81. Have you ever been banned from an IRC sex channel?
82. Have you ever stalked someone on IRC?
83. Have you ever mass invited people from other sex channels to your own channel?
84. Have you ever been an IRC submissive?
85. Have you ever been an IRC master?
86. Have you ever physically hurt yourself for pleasure while IRCing?
87. Have you ever had a wetdream/daydream about netsex?
88. Have you ever reorganized your desktop to make it more netsex conducive?
89. Have you ever changed your netsex log into a .bmp for wallpaper?
90. Do you distribute fake nude gifs of yourself to get netsex?
91. Do you engage in netsex on Friday and Saturday nights instead of going out and getting laid for real?
92. Do you tell the days of the week by who your netsex partner is?
93. Have you ever done a /names * to find the most sexual IRCNICK?
94. Have you ever paid/bartered/traded something for netsex?
95. Do you think netsex is better than real sex?
96. Did you get your internet account for the sole purpose of netsex?
97. Do you have netsex to get exicted about your partner in real life?
98. Have you ever distributed child porn via IRC?
99. Do you have netsex while your spouse and/or baby is asleep?
100. Have you ever had netsex with Jona? If you anwered yes to this one you are automatically 100% IRC sexually corrupt!

Good going!